Monty Python

  1. What is your name?
    1. Arthur, King of the Britons
    2. Roger the Shrubber
    3. Tim the Enchanter
    4. Galahad the Pure
  2. What is your quest?
    1. The largest tree in the forest
    2. A dead parrot
    3. I seek the Holy Grail
    4. Castle St. Aaaaargh
  3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    1. 15 bps
    2. 8.3 mph
    3. 12 knots
    4. African or European?